weekend write Prompt 3: the way Herb defrosted the refrigerator

I do not know anymore what to do mum, he has such strange ways, you know when he hoover he does it without the nuzzle, and checks an hands and knees? Yes ? Wel do you want to know how Herb defrosted the refrigerator? You will be stunnished ... Iasked him before i went to work can you sort out the fridge because i think there will be some things over date, and when we want to keep our fridge a bit ordenticly than we will have to sort it out now and than, he looked allready disturbed because i asked him, and on my way to work i was all ready thinking what in the hell have i asked to do, and i was wright worrieing i came home that night and i saw a itchen full of food and tins and jars all what came out of my refrigerator, on the floor a puddle of melted water with left over bits of vegetables and peaces of paper. Herb i must have really shouted , he came running down to the kitchen, yes darling, oh sorry you see it like this i was planning to have it all cleared up before you would come home. I do not care about the mess i said you have plenty of time to do that but here is our fridge? he said well i wanted to see if i could all speed it up by rolling the fridge in our sauna.... MUM :-o he really is gone crazy or something !!! Iheard my mum gasping for air ; and saying he did what ??? oh my god darling ... but did it work at least? yes mum it worked but after woulds it would not start up anymore ... WHat you mean mum asked, well i said i gone so mad that he directly had to roll the fridge back out, and when he plugged it in, there was a big bang and the house was in darkness. Mum said i always told you you had a weird choice of man but we can not turn the clock back. No mum i know i sighed. Not easy but is still love him. But i phoned you to ask if i can your old fridge ? ...