Space -5minutefreewrite Comedy Open Mic Round 44

improv (67)in #freewrite • 6 years ago (edited)

For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-458-5-minute-freewrite-monday-prompt-space

I sidle up to the space bar. "I want a pound of hash."

"You've had too much, period."
I threw amperSand in his i.
"Comma nd get me!"
"Your days are numbered!"

This caused a bracket, which woke up Tilde Swinton. She wasn't happy. Neither would you be if you were as(te)risk averse as she was and you found yourself caught up in this.

"Where are your Parentheses?" She hollered out the window.

I thumbed my naughts at her. "Stuff it up your colon!" I confess to being a little childish, but then she threw something, and I don't think it was by accent.

So I dashed to the front of the building and I began to hyphenventilate. Should I backslash her tires? I took off my dirty underscores and put them on her windshield. That'd teach her to mess with plus. This alley way is MINUS!

But then a semicolon ran into me. Now I can hear them Page Up Dr. Home. I hope she doesn't insert a needle. I didn't feel a thing. I was num. It was my bad caps lock.

The End

You do it, @bengy make some funny think for COM. You, too, @honeydue

#space #puns #comedyopenmic #punchline

6 years ago in #freewrite by improv (67)

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steemcomedyclub (61) 6 years ago

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