Plaid -5minutefreewrite

For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-134-5-minute-freewrite-friday-prompt-plaid

There's a plaid that you can't see. It's not your father's plaid, your mother's plaid, or your sister's plaid. It's your brother's plaid. All of his plaid is closely knit. It's a tube top made entirely of plaid. Yes, the pattern. Exactly. There's no fabric, just the pattern. You are covered in this pattern, but you can't see it. It's your brother's plaid. And you can't see it, but it covers you.

There's a bridge over troubled waters. I will lay me down. Like a bridge over troubled waters.

The left shoulder is more exhausted than the right shoulder. Sometimes folks take naps in the middle of the day. We call those folks, "SMART COOKIE".

It is very smart to take a nap in the middle of the day, especially if your shoulder is tired. It is also important to drink just the right amount of coffee and not spill it on your plaid undergarments. They are also a plaid that you can't see, but it's there, like an eyeball. You can't see your eyeball. Maybe part of it, if you look in a mirror, but then are you really seeing it or just a reflection of it... and furthermore, even if you took it out and looked at it with the other eye, you wouldn't be seeing IT, just the light that bounces off of it. It's like, seeing isn't even really seeing, you know?