New Laws -5minutefreewrite

For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-440-5-minute-freewrite-thursday-prompt-new-laws

New Laws. New Lawyers. New Rules. New Grammar.

Did you know?

Grammar is not what you think it is? I know! I was shocked, too, to find out that Grammar was not, properly speaking, properly speaking.

Now was it my mother's mother.

Speaking properly.

Grammar is when you have a very small unit of measurement that's been harmed. Gram mar.

No it ain't!

Gramm arse is when the Brothers Grimm show their hind ends.

Hind ends are deer rumps and snouts said in an archaic way.

Part of the new laws in California are laws that keep people from having too many haircuts. It's called the green cuttings act.

There's not a pun in that. It's just a series of words that seem like you should be able to squeeze a pun out of them, but when tired brains are tired, you won't.