Her Homemade Jams -5minutefreewrite
Okay, so jams.
She loves the color red. She eats it. She eats red stuff.
RED RED RED stuff. She eats jam. She heats jam. It's not jam until she heats it, but then she's still heating it after it becomes jam.
And then it cools.
Her jam
Jamet's jam. Sister to Janet. Janet makes January-themed clothing, like MLK day sweaters.
But this story is about the time her homemade jam covered the floor with stickiness and not even Janet and Jimbo's new dog could clean up the mess. That dog tried. OH my. Lick lick lick lick lick.
But there was too much, so they left the house. They return a few days later and it was all clean.
"How?" Asked Janet.
"How?" asked Jimbo.
Jamet just winked and smiled and then offered them all a jelly filled donut.
Do you know how Jamet did it?
Answer below, but you make your guess first.
Have you guessed yet?
I wish I could write it upside down,
but
this
long
and
arduous
process
of
hard
returns
after
each
word
will
have
to
suffice.
There, you've guessed?
Here's how Jamet did it...
First, she burned down their old house, then she hired Brunhilde, who loved her jam, to build a new house exactly to the specifications of the old house. Brunhilde demanded payment in the form of jam, so Jamet had to give her all the jam she had ever made, and that's why she only had jelly left over to fill the donuts with.
Doughnuts.
Ahhh! The absurdism makes me happy.
Totally bonkers, but I love it! Incredible how much you always manage to get in in five minutes. I always go over - my mind feels like a tortoise when I read these.
Absolutely crazy!
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ohh I love the surreality of this it's like a Dali painting come to life :D