Camel -5minutefreewrite Comedy Open Mic Round 42 Comedy Open Mic Round 8
For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-423-5-minute-freewrite-monday-prompt-camel
Boongo bingo bango bongo.
The only thing that really bugs me is when people who are wrong tell people how to behave based on wrong information.
I mean, not the only thing, probably, but that's all I can think about right now. Like how people are all like, if you get stuck in a desert for too long, you can drink camel blood.
Like, you know how people always say that? But the thing is, that doesn't work for elder vampires. They need the blood of humans. Animal blood won't do.
And also also, there are camels out there who have very high levels of lead in their blood. That's not good for you. I don't remember why exactly, but I think it has something to do with your brain. And seeing as their blood is the only thing feeding your brain anymore, you're going to have problems. You'll probably end up with lead brain eventually, and then being undead won't be very fun anymore, will it?
The truth of the matter is.
The truth of the matter is.
Is.
Is.
Nada. I have lots of phrases. Oh, here's a good one, though...
Holiday Songs and the lyrics thereto. Tell them to me.
Ha.
I crack me up. I just open my mouth most of the time and let whatever fall out of it. I wonder if I was ever different.
I nominate @jacobts and @jacobtothe
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