Sadly, I think most of us have those stories. I have them from going to or working at bars, but I even have one when I worked in a convenience store. I turned around and punched the guy in the face and my coworker was horrified. She was like, "You could get FIRED!" And I just said, if that's how we're allowed to be treated at work, that's fine with me."

But it was he who sharpened his zucchini on her levi-ed thigh as he pinned her down on a long, red couch.

Absolutely genius sentence!