Day 81: 5 Minute Freewrite - Prompt: I floss my tears

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I lost my wife my kids my dog
and stand here crying in a fog
I never meant to cause you Pain
I floss my tears right down the drain

The world was ours just yesterday
But at the office I did stray
When there was nothing I could gain
Now I floss my tears up to the rain

If I could change I surely would
I would take it back if I only could
If I was as smart as a Whooping Crane
I'd floss you back on the evening train

I'm not sure how to end this song
It's already three stanzas too long
Soon your interest is sure to wane
Before I floss my tears till you go insane

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This is not a real attempt at a song, this is meant to be a joke for my friends on freewrite because I couldn't think of anything serious to say from this prompt.
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**Disclaimer: I often use the freewrite prompt to tell a story instead of doing a pure freewrite, so they sometimes take longer than 5 minutes and usually have some editing. But I try to do my story straight through at one sitting without any unnecessary breaks.
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Prompt: I floss my tears
Set your timer for 5 minutes.
Start writing
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