Ohhh Lord, *Stop, Drop, and Roll (when on fire, that's the drill) isn't likely to work when covered with fire ants. Or just plain ants. Or great big ants. What an image!!! The nearest river, or the nearest shower, is never near enough.
Congratulations on being a grandma!

HaHa! All I could think of was getting them off of me and you are right, I couldn't get to the shower fast enough. Heebie-Jeebies!
Thanks Carol! Hugs!