Day 183: 5 Minute Freewrite: Friday - Prompt: dude
BEACH DUDE
Talking to this man in the beach...
" Hey, dude! Whazz up dude? How's the bulging muscles doing? Can you still carry those? Where did the fats going? Oh dude, how did you do that? Does it called body building? Oh, great but I think you're gonna find difficult to dude up your favorite leathered jacket. Oh, by the way, just one more question. Did your girlfriend find this new-look body handsome, dude? I think she'll run away. You're so huge.... as in HHHHHUUUGGGEEEEE! Opppsss... no offense, dude. Just saying. Bye, dude. Have some fun under the sun. Sweat up the muscles."
That is funny!!!
Hahaha. Thank you. This is my first time to write something funny.
Dude, how hard is it for you to buy shirts? Thanks for the laughs!
Weekend Freewrite 4/21/18 - Single Prompt Option
Weekend Freewrite 4/21/18 - Part 1 - The First Sentence
Yikes! That's a tone of muscle. Nice freewrite!