lol yes, I know. But your comment about soup pointed up to me that, even for an eccentric, clueless person, the invention of these flavors stretched the bounds of credulity somewhat past the breaking point. So I stayed with the same idea, but made the flavors (only slightly) more palatable sounding. I think it makes the piece a lot stronger, the introduction of the weird jams is not as jarring as it was the first time I read it through. So thanks :)

My favorite flavor is in part II, 'Squid Ink & Licorice' XD