What's That Smell - 5 minute Freewrite
For those of you not familiar with the freewrite, you basically have 5 minutes to write a story or in this case for me a peom, beginning to end. Then post it to your page.
Below is my attempt to write a poem in 5 minutes using the prompt "Fart"
Thanks to @mariannewest as always for the wonderful job she does in keeping this going every day!
The prompt post can be found here
Why not give it a go yourself!!
When you're finally comfortable in their presence,
Happy now that they know you so well,
Ah, but wait a second, what's that smell?
That's me. I've unleased these gaseous presents!
So, to airs and graces, say good riddance.
The barrier that once existed, long since fell,
Holding hands, you're breathing in what I expel,
Arse cheeks wobble wildly, with new license.
That first fart was twelve years ago today,
She's still not dropped one in all that time,
My arsefelt efforts cover both of us I'm sure,
Every day, I wonder will she stay?
Loud and proud, my ass trumpet, it does chime,
Love cant smell, thank god, as that one's manure!
Ahahahahah! I can't stop laughing . I shouldn't say so because people will think I am a freak, but I have an issue with farting, I've rarely farted in front of anyone, I can burp no problem but I don't know what it is I have a mental blockage
Dude you're making me talk about my deepest secrets stop it!
On a sidenote, you managed to make that fart tastes like love :)
Ha ha, Steemit seems to have this way off allowing people to open up about things and express yourself honestly.. Farts are one of those things that makes everyone laugh... Great way to take the tension out of a situation.. Just let a great be rasper thunder from behind!! :o)
Well it's now forever on the blockchain now :) Next time I feel some tension in the air I'll give it a try and will come report here
LOL!! Good stuff :o)
Haha! That's just how it goes. That first comfortable fart and it's open season!
Ha ha, exactly!!! Once, you can fart openly, it's usually a good sign.. :o)
That was ......unique!!! And it cracked me up!
Ha ha, glad you got a good laugh out of it :o)
Omg that is too comical :-)
:o) Thanks @pixiehunter
Too funny!!! And your graphics!!! I think this prompt was inspiring to many of you lol
:o) Thanks a million @mariannewest
You are welcome :)
Um, ah, well, eh, what can I say?
It’s myself again with your perfumed prompt for today:
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-174-5-minute-freewrite-wednesday-prompt-vandals
Ha ha, Thanks a million @deirdyweirdy
Lovely write up
Thanks
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Fart poem. Classic. I loved it. 💨
Hey thanks a lot @wonderwop :o)