I got slapped because some robot thought I was spamming by repeating that I followed, and I voted and I resteemed so I decided to do something a little different.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were walking down a country road and they saw a cow.
"I say" said the Englishman, "that's an English cow".
"A begorra" said the Irishman, "that's an Irish cow".
"Och na" said the Scotsman, "that's an Scottish cow and I can prove". (Think this line in your best Mike Myers - Shrek accent)
"What's to prove" said the other two...

"Kin ya na see the bagpipes?"