The law that is written in some dusty book, gasbagged about by politicians and referred to with long words by lawyers in court rooms,

If only this were true.
That is only the smallest part of the law, but it still takes up libraries and no single person could read it all.

There is this lawyer who says, there are so many laws that he could follow anyone around for a day and find they committed three felonies.

Anyone! Three a day! So, you aren't innocent, you are just waiting to be arrested, prosecuted and jailed.

Still, I am very much for following the rules of society. It is easy in my view, because I hold myself to an even higher standard.