No, I Didn't...!!! Foxtales Writing Contest Entry
This is my entry into the writing contest sponsored by @vermillionfox. This is my first entry and I thought I'd try a little humor. I hope it works.
Here's my story:
No, I Didn't...!!
Oh, my chin hurts! My arms hurt! My neck is stiff! I wish I could let go, but can't until I get to the emergency room. This is the last time I use Crazy Glue.
My sister warned me the glue was really powerful, but I didn't listen.
Do I look tired? That's because I've been in this position now for two hours! The look in my eyes? I'm wondering how long this ride will take, what will people think when they see me like this. I'll have to resist the impulse to explain to everyone I see.
This isn't just inconvenient, and painful. It's downright embarrassing.
Oh, my aching neck, cramped arms, numb fingers. Never, never again will I use Crazy Glue!
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Funny story. I like it.
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Very funny story. This reminds me of that scene in A Christmas Story where the kid gets his tongue stuck on the pole!