RE: The Outpost, Three Generations Later and Still Putting Me Into a Food Coma! #fff
44? My man, that’s how long I’ve been alive. The Outpost sounds like a four-course joint—get it?
Has anyone told you lately you’re a good lookin dude? I’m not saying that or anything, I’m just pointing out the fact I’m comfortable enough with my manhood to pose the question. 😉
You have a beautiful family, my friend, that photobomb was classic. I really enjoy reading your articles, sir, your contenders are no exception. Each time I read your work, I want to come pay a visit in person just a little bit more—here’s to hoping we reach that day.
Great entry, @thebigsweed, thanks for always entertaining us with your family oriented articles, they’re refreshing to read every.single.time.
Give our love to @farm-mom, you’re a lucky dude, @ryan313, we’ll catch up with ya’all (ya’all seemed fitting after all of the farm/outhouse talk) soon.
Ya'll is welcome at any time.
From one good looking guy to another, I'd ask you out if I were younger, or if you were older, or if I was gay, which is not a bad thing, I just want to make sure that's understood.😁
Thanks for the kind words, they're never ever taken for granted @dandays.
Way to one-up my good lookin guy comment! Lol. Dude that was funny! I can always count on @thebigsweed for a good comeback. Whenever you respond to me I tend to respond back regardless how many times we’ve gone back n forth responding and these things end up lasting for days. I should’ve probably said something about ‘back n forth’ about 15 more times in that last sentence. I’ll use the line I Told Pura the night we met. “How old do you think I am?” See there? I set myself up because I didn’t know how young she was, i just knew she was quite a bit younger than me and i didn’t want to freak her out. So, when she guessed my age six years younger than I actually am, by saying “close enough” wasn’t lying at all. Then I found out she was 8 years younger than me and, well, eventually I had some explaining to do. But that was mooonnths down the road, by then I had plenty of time to let my quick mouth give me an honest shot!
See what I mean about these responses? They just keep going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and... <—I didn’t copy/paste one of those! That’s some individual ish.
Hm.. 🤔 All of this sexy mirror talk and whatever else I’m saying from a @foodfightfriday contender, huh? Just when you least expect it. #fff throws a curve ball.
It's funny how we look at the age of a person. As we get older the gap tends to close. Now if you were 26 and Pura was 18 when you met, that may have raised some eyebrows but the difference in age between 40 and 32 is no big deal.
Your quick mouth may have opened the door, but your personality is what kept you in the game long enough for her to realize she had found the man she was looking for.
Boy did we both get lucky @dandays.
That’s one of the nicest things you’ve ever said to me, Sweed.
I know that I would not be the person I'm today if I hadn't run into @farm-mom, and I think you may feel the same way about Pura!
I have a feeling you can read what I’m about to say, having said something along the same lines yourself and see zero (0) cheese in it.
“You make me want to be a better person.”
@thebigsweed, I’ve done things I shouldn’t have done, said things I shouldn’t have said, and I’ve been confined to four walls more times than I care to admit. I used to make the mailman, tax man, thinking of passing loved ones, to name a few, vanish at the bottom of a bottle—and that one’s “uncontrolled.” I don’t know if I have enough gigabytes, chain space, whatever it’s called to admit the steps that got me to where I am.
Where I’d be had I not met her? I don’t know, sir, but I don’t think it would where I am.
“You make me want to be a better person.” How does your phrase read?