So for Christmas this last year my mom got me a food dehydrator. She knows me so well! I have wanted one since I was a kid, well we used to have one... but I broke it on accident. So here we are... years later, I have my own home, and family... and finally... after years of waiting

IT IS TIME

THE MENU

• 2 Apples
• 1 Pinapple
• 2 Peaches
  

STEP 1

• Cut the head off of the pineapple
• Insert torture device
• Twist until innards are spiraled apart
• Pull out spinal column in the middle

ok not really, but I don't know how to describe this tool or what happened
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STEP APPLE (2)

• SLICE/DICE
• CINNAMONIZE THEM
• DONE
  
  

STEP 3

• Forget to take pictures of the cut up peaches, because who really cares... right?

STEP 4

• WAIT

Yeah I used this spongebob screenshot, and I dont have rights to it. FITE ME BRUH

STEP 5

• EAT ALL OF IT AT ONCE
• PINEAPPLE ENZYMES ATTACK THROAT AND STOMACH LINING
• (because thats what enzymes do, they eat organic matter)
• WORTH IT
• STILL HURTS
  
  
  

ROUND TWO

• Honeydew melon
• Strawberries