I suppose no one would moan if I were to eat them four by four? As a child on the farm up north, I could never understand why the "tarts" are so small and why they are not proper real tart size. Innocently I thought that they were made for poor people who couldn't afford large size tarts. I got into trouble with my mother in law when I suggested that her tarts reminded me of the Great Depression due to their size. She put me wise very quickly! I hope you had a good laugh at this Lady Lizelle.