MEN SHOULD TAKE OVER THE KITCHEN FROM WOMEN

woke up early hours of the morning dashing out straight up to my place of primary assiagnment(PPA) not minding skipping breakfast. After a vital meeting with the commissioner of youth and sport ogun state.

     I hurriedly rushed out to a buka to get what to eat cause the meeting was actually boring and knowing the fact that i was seated there with an empty stomach. 
  
      Reaching the buka there was much queue and knowing the fact that I was actually fermished. I decided to wash the plate I was actually going to use to eat. With a lot of flies all over the place but my appetite was actually stronger than the flies I was seeing.
    
   With a lot of sweat dripping down my chicks and having stayed on the queue for over 30min. It was finally my turn to get served so I hurriedly place my order and told the woman serving I needed ewa goin(beans), dodo,bread,indomie with small chops to go with and a big bottle of kunu zaki( African wine).

       I took to the table immediately and spreading my legs wide open and immediately I hurriedly ate d food so that I can actually go back to the office and not knowing that I should have actually taken things slowly since it was my first time to eat such horrible combination and knowing that it was my first time of drinking kunu zaki( African wine).
 
   Reaching the office my stomach started singing songs of praise and I started releasing gases freely to the environment as I have freely taken. I remembered that some people who actually sell buka uses Ajinomoto( white maggai). I immediately ran home to empty my bowels and immediately I was hungry again, so I took to the kitchen my self and made fried rice and chicken with the recipe which am not going to mention(lol).

After cooking my sumptuous meal I packed some of it and went to the buka where i ate the world greatest strange meal and the buka woman ate and was dancing shaku shaku(African dance) there and then she complemented me and said I was actually the best cook in the world she has ever met.
Since then I have been running my own buka and most women(95%) patronizes me.

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LESSON LEARNT
WE SHOULD ALL LEARN TO COOK!!!!!