Let’s Talk about Food Baby, Let’s talk about you and me and what to Eat.

creaturemystery (40)in #food • 7 years ago (edited)

So at first I thought 1 -5 scale but I’m not some basic bitch like Yelp. We are going simple where I was, what I ordered, what it cost, and how badly I wanted to throw the food at the chef. Breaking this into a couple parts just for ease of reading.

Let’s get it ON!

Ibiza-
Where I was: Random Kabob Place in San Ant at 1am (these are a little franchise so they are kind of everywhere.)

What I Ordered: So the lovely drunk girl who thought I worked in porn got me chicken with garlic sauce and chips kabab, to which I added all the veggies cause MURICA.

Cost: Normally its 5 Euro but the Chips (fries) is an extra dollar.

Honest thoughts: Ok the little drunk girl was correct, for 1 am this is GREAT food. Its tasty, it’s filling, you don’t feel like you are getting the last of the days food (you are but you don’t feel that way) and the chips in the middle was on point. Probably wouldn’t eat it during the day but you can’t go wrong here.

Where I was: Flying Burrito (https://www.facebook.com/Theflyingburritoibiza/)

What I Ordered: The Chicken Burrito

Cost: 7.50 Euro

Honest thoughts: Pretty much this is like Chipotle, you pick 1,2,3,4 in the terms of what you want, what you want in it, and what sauce you want. Now I did walk around awhile to try and build up an appetite, so I probably shouldn’t have done that. It really is the English version of Chipotle but with less options and E.coli. Personally I say skip it and just make your own it’s cheaper and probably better.

Where I was: Thai in a Box (https://www.facebook.com/pg/ThaiInABoxIBZ/photos/?ref=page_internal)

What I Ordered: B, B, C, D

Cost: 7 Euro

Honest thoughts: So I just bashed a place for being pick by the numbers, I’m not doing that here. Thai in a Box is the shit! Cooked to order means just that you can watch her make your food with Wok skills you will flat out never have. Ingredients were fresh I went with the Shitake Mushrooms and they were still firm Udon noodles were not brittle or overly mushy and the curry sauce really tied it together. I’m sure it’s even better when you are pissed drunk.

Where I was: Zoo Project

What I Ordered: The Nachos

Cost: 8 Euro

Honest thoughts: I got played, but there aren’t a lot of options you either get the taco bar or the Pizza joint. I was hoping I was getting more out of the Nachos.

Where I was: Hostal Mallorca (http://www.mallorca-hostal.com/)

What I Ordered: Full English, white coffee, 3 extra sausages to go.

Cost: 9.50 Euro

Honest thoughts: Ok so this is my first “full English” but according to Paige it doesn’t’ count cause you only get 1 sausage. But it was good and filling bacon wasn’t cooked like shit, wasn’t burnt, and didn’t taste like a condom exploded. The fried egg still had a little run to it which was nice to mash up with my 1 sausage and beans. I FUCKING LOVE WHITE COFFEE!!!!! It really is hard to find but has more flavor and a shit fuck more caffeine than you actually will ever need. The 3 sausages to go were for Paige since she was bitching about lack of sausage. (Yes I paid the 3 euro to make a dick joke)

Amsterdam/Zandvoort –

Where I was: Kebab Huis Pizzeria Bodrum (http://www.bodrum-zandvoort.nl/#justeat)

What I Ordered: Pollo, Veggie, Droma, and Hawaiian

Cost: 8 Euro per Pizza

Honest thoughts: It’s good it’s quick and the people that work there are awesome, wasn’t a huge fan of the Droma but it was new and interesting. GET THE GARLIC SAUCE, on everything all the time just do it.

Where I was: Dirks

What I Ordered: This is the Market but it got OUD for my cheese salami, fruit, drinks, and chocolate at various intervals.

Cost: 14 -22 Euro

Honest thoughts: OUD!!!!!! Unlike American markets where you feel like shit shortly after eating something all the food was good. I’m starting to think we are getting fucked over hard on our food in the US.

Where I was: Woodstone Pizza and Wine (http://www.woodstonepizza.nl/)

What I Ordered: Started with the Bread Board, then moved on to the Lunch Special which was 7 single person servings.

Cost: 10 Euro

Honest thoughts: The food here is good was with friends and no one hand a single gripe, well except Sue but that’s because she didn’t get her side of Jalapa-nos. Prices are fair and the food tastes fresh not much more I can say.