MOTHERSHUCKER #1 - How to Shuck (and Suck) Oysters

in food •  11 months ago



Filmed directly next to the infamous window from whence the notorious naked man appeared(VIDEO, 52k views), Buttpacker is proud to present a brand new mouthgasming series dedicated to all things oyster - MOTHERSHUCKER.

In this first ever pilot episode, we go back to basics and show you the art of shucking oysters - an essential skill necessary for all oyster lovers who wanna save a couple bucks by eating oysters from the comforts of their own homes (preferably naked for when it’s aphrodisiac properties kick in). Guess what, it’s actually SHUCKINGLY easy! You can drool and jizz all over that ostrelier masterclass we mentioned right here :

https://steemit.com/food/@buttpacker/mouthgasm-6-the-ultimate-shuckfest-ostrelier-masterclass-london-oyster-week

Oh, and apologies for the weird noises being emitted by the camera, I think it got a little too excited at the prospect of oysters (it’s not alone!). And a special thank you to Katy the oyster lady for the oysters, the knives and most of all, for inspiring us to promote more discussion about oysters and starting this new series! You can check her out here, and discover more about British oysters : http://www.theoysterlady.co.uk/

What’s next? Well, the world is our oyster, as we travel the globe on a mission to try them ALL! Have you ever tried Brazilian oysters? We didn’t even know they produced oysters down there, so there’s only one way to try them out - GO TO BRAZIL!

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→ A random naked man tried to break into our place (VIDEO) Watch 2 min of pure AWKWARDNESS Random Naked Dude


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So what you guys just went and played computer games after? 🤷🏿‍♂️

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I guess you could call it that ;)

You guys keep doing it, i really missed talking to you.Very nice video omg i want more haha.

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How have you been bro ? Sorry for being out of reach, we have been super busy, you can see there is a gap in between our posts haha. How are things ? What do you think about the video ?

omg great video!!! loved it and soo funny!!

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Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it! Have you guys tried shucking oysters at home before?

We're glad to see it's up (the video...)! Thanks for showing us the true way of shucking (and sucking) oysters! Also had a look at that Youtube video, of course it had to happen to you LOL

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ahahah it's a crazy occurrence that naked dude... anything remotely similar happened to you ever ? And no worries with the oyster, the pleasure is all ours hahaha

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We don't seem to have this type of 'magnet' like you do - attracting the 'right' type of people. Obviously, in our Uni days we would see butt-naked students doing initiation stunts in and around campus for their varsity teams (usually, the rugby ones).

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BUTTPACKER BRINGS ON THE BUTTS TO THE YARD
DAMN RIGHT ITS BIGGER THAN YOURS
I CAN TEACH YOU BUT I HAVE TO CHARGE ~~~~

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We'll pass...but thanks for the nice offer 😉 Hahaha

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Alright, we have an alternative - invest in Buttcoin ? hahaa

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Hahaha we'll check it out and see if it's a worthy investment! 😉

hmmmm food but check out my blog.

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your comment is rather baffling haha