Well, i can't wait to hear your mental gymnastics... but, i probably already know them and have written posts on how they are all bunk.

This all started with that crap Michelson-Morley experiment. And i mean crap. Do the bare minimum number of measurements? Do the measurements at only one time? And then! Find something, and call it nothing. Brilliant! Thus, they got rid of aether from science books.

But, aether is the stuff space is formed out of.
It is the reason why magnets attract.
Yes, that means, that magnets curve space.

So, to talk about anything real, we have to get rid of much of the science we think we know.

(besides, where do you get off saying "your 'weird curved space world'"?? That is the entire premise of relativity. So, i guess you haven't heard of this scientist called Einstein? But, that is ok, because his theories are bunk. )
Check out my latest blog:

https://steemit.com/science/@builderofcastles/the-theory-of-relativity-has-some-large-holes-in-it