two-meter-forty-two high and weighing 198 kg - & almost 8 feet, 436 pounds? That's a big guy. John needs to start using trucks. Throw in a little comedic action, "As Xavier put his weight on the bar stool it suddenly started to crack" or something like that. Breaking furniture is more funny than car door being sprung. (well to me anyway, can't please everyone) and what is @croupierbot ?