I'm out to hunt me a big fucking yellow whale. This shit ain't for the feint of heart, but requires balls of steel, like a mastodon in a suit of armor charging at a hamster... Squeak!!

We all know @trafalgar used to be the maestro. He used to be funny as hell. But did you know that now he just rapes the reward pool like it was his prison bitch. This shit is serious but you gotta laugh, cos otherwise you'd realize that this fucker is a bad man.

Firstly, (let's build this thing up slowly so wait up for some foreplay, Sorry boys, if you prefer to cut to the chase, move your eyes south to the bottom where you will find red marks and a big number), @trafalgar owns 3 main accounts that we've uncovered so far:

• @trafalgar - 681,575.904 SP
• @traf - 15,949.807 SP
• @darksaint - 5,053.329 SP

• Total: 702,579.04 SP

Yes, DarkSaint is his account, I can prove it, who specifically wants the proof hit me up (not like Rhiannon, I just mean come talk to me on discord, or steem.chat). He controls 702,579.04SP at the time of this post. Though by the time you go an look I'm sure there will be a few thousand more SP in there.

Now, Let's get down to the nitty gritty pitty business to prove that the leecherous scammer who is traf - the former maestro - algar. Like any good investigator let's start at the bottom and stare at it for a while, then work our way up to the most impressive part of the @trafalgar the little dick whale that could.

@DarkSaint

The graph from Steem Reports Check it out here live, but I don't imagine it will change much:

Yes that's right, DarkSaint is such a leech on steem that he only plays with himself. Doesn't even let anyone get a glimpse of fat juicy upvote. Keeps it all to himself. You can Click on the link if you like, but shit looks brown no matter now many times you refresh, unless you wipe it away.

@DarkSaint 100% Self Upvotes

@traf

Now, I know the last one was easy it only had one colour. I reran the report above again from steem reports but with @traf instead of @darkdaint and the results were staggering. It was a good thing I was sitting down because lo and behold TWO FUCKING COLOURS!!

This time we also have a blue colour, un-fcuking-believable... Oh wait, nope sorry, my bad that's actually just @trafalgar's two accounts. 100% self up-vote again!! BORING!!! Damn, even bluw shit doesn't smell any nicer when you realize it's because your neighbour's dog took a dump on the lawn just before the post man came flying past. Now we get to the main prize... Fat roll please...

@Traf 100% Self Upvotes

@trafalgar

Now this is the big one, Just like when working your way through the football team back in high school, this is the one that'll make your mouth water and your butt clench tighter than an unopenable jar of mayonnaise. Can I get a bread roll please..

Thank you... Now @trafalgars 30 day report Viewable here

Now this one has a few more numbers so just stick with me here.

• Self Upvotes 15.1%
• @darksaint 35.4%
• @traf - 48.1%

@Trafalgar 100% Self Upvotes 98.6%

Now, let's add all this togther

@DarkSaint - 100% X 5,053.329
@Traf - 100% X 15,949.807
@Trafalgar - 98.6% X 681,575.904

SP Used for Self Upvotes = 693,036.98

In Summary As promised:

A Fucking Big Number:

98.64% Self Upvotes.

Please someone send in the clowns to applaud this man, Never has rape and pilliaging looked so good since the vikings

Except When trafalgar tries it, he doesn't look nearly as good, his pecks need a little work.

Maybe he needs more facial hair, who knows.

Resteem, spread the word. Get everybody on board.

My Boat leaves soon for the great yellow whale hunt.

Link to conversation between myself and @trafalgar

I nominate @berniesanders and @haejin to call a truce and come look at the face of a real scammer.