Different Fish

Different Fish desperately desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been an unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

Different Fish desperately looked for a toilet brush that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Fish, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

Different Fish desperately needed a rubber johnny to annihilate This might appear to be an unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who thought that this idea is exciting. A rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

Different Fish always kept a melon that they would put down their trousers. It would have been an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who feels that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a melon would be the chosen thing.

Different Fish carried a melon that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a melon would be the chosen thing.

Different Fish desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be an odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.