Hey ho! T'ere be pro-pirate material, and ones I be likin'! Ha hargh! I like the fact yah utiliz'd th' lass to a great extent to the point where those damn landlubbers on th' other ship nae saw t'eir deaths coming. Ho! I must give yah a pint of rum for this great occasion, yers and @dirge's (surprisingly nae anti-pirate but pirate-neutral) work are competing. But it be true that the first and second blood definitely got ye both pinn'd down.

Yet let's see how the others muster t'eir strengths to th' best o' t'eir writin'/typin' abilities! I say, let's see them duke it out. Ye chops ain't done 'til the week be done, so marsz! Marsz! Marsz! Upvot'd and resteem'd.