- But do I have to talk about it? -

Here we see now what are called
the Tortillas, and not the food brand.
They're dangerous, insane, wacky and crazed.
If you cite them, immediately report them.

So said the television anchorperson
who can't handle the power!
of the Tortillas, aw! aw! aw! aw!
... Now what do I type next exactly?

But do I have to-
uh-huh, ahem, yes-
go on, talk about it?
Well give me some ink.

Watch out as they uuuuuuuse
their mighty biological powahs
to destroy all those that, on sight,
dare threaten to steal their shit!~

On a less serious note, the air of theft, the devolvement of who owns what in these events, the ways people get their shit back and the general pettiness is all wrapped by the obscenity in the end. That touching biological explanation which made the taffer scram did pay the pay off well, even when I expected it to happen with the first mention of "ebola." So good job on that and making these characters feel like they've dealt with this shit before to the point they know how to boot certain types off easily.

Comradely love,
Comrade Prof. Dr. Victor