- Blue Lightning! -

Blue lightning!
Hi I'm Machete
and look here,
I riff lightning!

Blue lightning!
Hi I am Tres-Culous
and I smell like shit be-cauuuse
because of Masonic portie-potties!

Blue lightning!
Hi I am Mendoza
and cut it out, Machete -
gonna zap us all bad!

Blue lightning!
Hi I'm Tio Billy
and I'm the driver
for these insane people!

BLUE LIGHTNING!
AWW YEAH!
BLUE LIGHTNING!
AWW YEAH!

Anyways, now this was the hard-hitting shit (irony intended and not intended) action I was waiting for. Considering this week is Pre-QITR week and yeah the main writer, I knew yah were going to pluck one element from the QITR. And what better than one of the surprising [expunged by Spooky's Secret Services: no more talk of plot devices, especially with magic].

Comradely love,
Comrade Prof. Dr. Victor