Damnnn! This is straight up genius, I know who I am coming to for advice in tricky situations... just locking her in there! I was just blown away by the simplicity of the solution, its just so perfect.

You set the tone from the off, the crypt-o joke, just oh so perfect. Then you build it so well, the dark arts, the descent to the door, and the suggestion with the gold, I was completely ready for some kind of show down, and some entertaining antics, but bam, and its so good, and so surprising, I laughed anyway!

Then the way he sits down and nonchalantly lights his pipe to contemplate his next move is just such a vivid image. I wonder if he runs into a relative of f3nix or marco over in Venice, could he be pursuing the myth of the oceanic-banana deity? ;)

~ Calluna