Welcome--whimsy and wit (you see, I used three 'w's--you inspire). Obviously you are going to be a rich addition to the creative writing community at Steemit--yes, we do have one, sort of. Finish the Story is one corner of it.
I admire your dexterity, not only in coming up with a clever plot but also in rounding out the characters.
Hope to see you back here, although... who needs such good competition :))