I enjoyed your take. Mine has been hovering around, but I thought, "No, that's too gross, I can't." Then I read yours. Marvelous. You did not shrink from the offal, which was presented to us in f3nix's beginning. I was a little under the weather yesterday and today, so the creative energy is lagging. Hope I get mine out. Wouldn't have tried without your brave and imaginative rendition. In any event, bravo.
The end--a performer will accept any gig--reminds me of Ishtar. Perfect touch to an outrageous farce.