I'm a firm believer in the "Many Worlds Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics"... I.e. that shit actually happened.

And thankfully the infinite nature of reality means that your good fortune in no way interferes with my reality where Natalie just called on her way home from a day on set to let me know not to eat the leftover pizza in the fridge because she's bringing me home some chicken nuggets.

(except for the Natalie Portman bit, you can see that my fantasies are relatively modest...)