Hi @theironfelix! I really enjoyed this, especially the last line, which is charming and humorous.
I'm sorry it took me so long to reply. I am trying to recover my @jayna account. For now I will be posting as @jaynas-minime. I wrote a post about it, and you can read it here. I hope to be back soon with my restored account.
Oh, that's a shocking development. Hope that gets squared away soon. Anyways, thanks for reading and thanks for the compliments!