The word "book" really does have many meanings! This is so clever, @tristancarax. It reminds me of @creatr's playful pieces.
One little editing suggestion: instead of "We'll thrown the book at you," I think you want to write "We'll throw the book at you," or "We've thrown the book at you."
It was meant to be your former suggestion. Fixed 🙃
I was hoping you’d get a kid from it. 😆