Call me a typical wife, but I think Mel got the short end. I would have stomped on the picture as it lie on the floor....lol. I'm not really tough. I'll show you Dark Lady, whoever you are.
Maybe I need a crazy clown face to go with my comment. ?? I'd post one from Stephen Kings movie but that's too scary to even think about!
Good story though. I always enjoy listening to your characters.
ha ha ...I can picture you stomping on that Dark Lady's face. I chose a painting I knew women would hate - something in that girl's expression...