The hot sauce is on piont. My only regret is that I didn’t get two bottles. Salads were not even advertised. If it was then you were looking at a plate of iceberg lettuce with a slice of tomato. Seriously, that constituted a salad in Panama. I had to order a salad, a side of veggies and French fries to make a meal. The cost of my make shift meal was about 14 dollars while my friends was only 5 and she got an omelet with Panamanian tortillas, which are more like yummy potato cakes. It’s crazy!

F*ck mosquitos… nasty little shnitz. We get those huge beetles with the crazy long antennas too. I didn’t know they bite 🤦🏼‍♀️ For now we live with about 4-5 geckos that run all around our walls and ceiling. Yes, they have names and No, we never get confused as to who's who.
Our neighbor is convinced that when they are above your head they are actually pooping on you. He won’t eat anything under a gecko for that reason 🤷🏼‍♀️ I don’t mind them it’s the tarantulas I trip on. Is there a tarantula hunting hen? Maybe I can train one…