Another thing, Birds—Patmos.

I know why they exiled John over there, @birdsinparadise. We’re nearing 2020 and it’s still nearly impossible to get there—true story.

I reached and tried, and finally found a travel agent who could help us. The only fairy that runs to Patmos makes two return trips in the month of May only, a 10 hour fairy ride. The only way I could’ve got is there this time around is by a single engine plane where neither of us are even allowed an overnight bag and the tab was.. wait for it, wait for it.

$375/person!! And we didn’t eat or find anywhere to sleep yet. 🥶 Uhm.... yeah, scratch that one!

edit (again) That plane ride fee is each way, Birds. Man, no wonder they threw him over there. Thought that counts, right? But they can’t keep us out of Isarael!