The car designed to ruin your life is Italian and the most popular color is RED!

in #ferrari8 years ago

Ferrari - One of the most expensive pieces of shit money can buy. It is a great car, if you don´t mind having a service-mechanic on it every week when something breaks as it always does on these badly engineered toy-cars, or having a bunch of bystanders standing around it every single time you park it somewhere, looking into the tainted windows to see how life inside a Ferrari is....

And the life inside a Ferrari is ... tight as a virgin.

Being a Nordic Giant, these Italian garbage containers just don´t work. Even with the seat pushed all the way down and back it is super uncomfortable, like trying to pull on a pair of Small Pants when you are Extra Large. Or said even better: Try to fit a pig inside a hot-dog skin.

If you like anonymity in public, don´t buy a Ferrari. Seriously - you are going to get stuck in traffic like everyone else, and everyone will be looking, staring at you as they drive by in the lane next to you and the cops will stop you for no other reason then to stop you because you drive a Ferrari, and thieves and robbers will single you out quickly and make a victim out of you sooner or later.

But hey, if you are ever in Lima and want to buy a Ferrari, please contact me and I will hook you up with one and put your money into assets that generate a new stream of wealth for me, while you drive around in this plastic eggshell and pay guards extra big parking-tips to try to keep the kids away from it so you don´t come back from your restaurant visit only to find fingermarks, scratches and broken mirrors from people who just can´t keep their hands off your property.

I am pretty sure, if you dream of owning a Ferrari, that dream - once you got it - will turn into a daily nightmare. And before you know it - your Ferrari will be in your garage collecting dust year after you have given up maintaining it and grown tired of all the unwanted attention the bling-bling gives you :)


Sorry if I just shat on your dream :)

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