I'm Still Getting Screwed at Fantasy Football
This is my second posting relating to my serious suck going on. This edition includes a small recap of my recent "WTF" moments, and how after only 8weeks of football I can no longer make playoffs.
Lets start with some WTF moments.
N.1 This one is actually finishing as I write this. Vikings V.S. Bears, WTF is going on here? The undeafeted Vikings are getting some serious ass wooping from the... wait for it... The fucking bears!
N.2 Still going off this Viking/bears game, why does Jordan howard have 19carries, 127 rushing yards, and a touchdown when last week he had 9 carries for 20 rushing yards? Where did starboy Da'keem Carey go from last week? WTF is Jordan Howard doing on my bench! Yes, I benched him for non-other than James White who was a complete let down on Sunday. Howard has 27points currently, White had 5.6. Oh I forgot to mention I lost this matchup by 7points.
N.3 Jordan Mathews... I keep having these insights about this guy. I don't know, sometimes I wonder if I have some special feelings for him, because I always play him when he doesn't do shit... But the second I put him on the bench, He goes out and gets 11 receptions! WTF, all season he has butter hands - dropping 5-10 balls a game but this week against Dallas he pulls in 11catches. 24 points, on the bench. Jordan Mathews deserves a double WTF! Really, you F*ckin suck and I'm never having you on my roster again.
N.4 New England Patriots. Was it neccessary to completely decimate Buffalo and get 41points yesterday? NO, it wasn't. Unfortunately for me, In my other legue, my opponent had:
Brady, Edelman, Gronk, and the Kicker. The lowest scorer was the Kicker with 13 points. An unrealistic game completely against my favor. But really, did my opponent have to have the entire offense - WTF is this!
I did have Gillislee on Buffallo tho so no complaints from him, but overall I still got my ass handed to me.
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This list can go on and on. But when the list ends, so does my playoff chances. 4 weeks are left to go and out of my 2leagues I have a total of 3wins.
I am now 1-7 in one league, and 2-6 in the other league. This is by far my worst season in fantasy, plagued by inconsistant stars and injuries to key players. Pretty big dissapointment, especially after draft day I was expecting undefeated seasons in both of them.
So If you think you are doing bad, think again. By the way, each league had a buyin of $200.
Thank you for reading my rant on how bad I suck. Please, feel free to comment on how amazing your fantasy season is going and rub it in my face, I hate you.
Consider following me @generation.easy for some good ego boosting when your fantasy teams loose- I'll be right there with you buddy.
Happy Halloween ghouls and goblins.... WOoowohahaha
