Marriage For The Lazy Man--A Few Simple Tips for Finding a Wife

in #family7 years ago (edited)

So if you're anything like @rawdawg then that means you don't like doing domestic chores/activity around the house. It just doesn't appeal to you to do the laundry, wash dishes, vacuuming, cleaning bathrooms, slaving over the stove(grilling doesn't count), making your own lunch or any of the myriad of activities that are required when living in the family dynamic.

If you're this type of guy then I have the answers for you in finding the wife of your dreams whom will gladly treat you like the king that you are while she handles most of the stuff we cringe at.

This process takes diligent observation to spot the traditional woman, but I can guarantee that if you do land one of these gems you will be forever grateful. . trust me, I know. .

So What Are You Saying Rawdawg?

I'm saying that if you are the lazy man then you will need to be paired up with a traditional woman. The traditional family dynamic is one in which the man is the provider and the woman is the housekeeper. Now, you may be thinking, "Oh shit, I can't do that, I don't make enough to provide the full share and if I did doesn't mean I would want to!"
Well @rawdawg has good new for you! Just because in the traditional marriage the man provided and the woman was the housekeeper, doesn't mean that is how things are today. . .Today women like to work and most do, but that doesn't mean they haven't been raised with traditional values. And traditional values are what you will be looking for. .

How?

1- Look at how her father and mother behave together. This is the easiest answer to how your wife will behave with you.
Is her father doing the dishes when you are at their house? Is her father doing laundry and folding clothes? Is her father cleaning floors and dusting like Mr. Mom? If so, then this is NOT a traditional upbringing and you will be expected to do the same thing when you get married. . Run like Forrest Gump lazy man!! You DO NOT want this marriage dynamic.

2- Bonus points if the current love of your life was raised by her Grandma or Grandpa. The older the generation your sweet pea was raised by the better chance you have of landing a woman with traditional values, but still pay attention to the dynamic when you visit with them.

3- When your lovely lady stops by your place. . .Does she pick up your dirty underwear off the floor? Does she clean your pile of dishes in the sink? Does she complain about how messy your place is and you should do something about it or does she keep her trap shut and take action to show you how much she cares? Pay attention to how she behaves when spending time at your place.

4- Feminists, SJW tendencies, or lib-tards should be avoided unless you like Satan in the flesh!! These types will definitely not be making you breakfast on Sunday or running out to the store when you run out of beer during your weekly poker game. . In fact, good luck having a poker game with the buddies without the traditional woman in your life. .

5- Traditional women are "givers". They love giving and taking care of the men in their lives and especially in regards to the home. They look at the home like is their domain and the man living in it will be treated like the king of the castle. Traditional values are the most desirable of all values in a wife if you are the lazy man and without this type of woman you will be in for a rude awakening.

So there you have it you lazy bastard!. . A few simple tips for finding a woman with traditional values who will match perfectly with your domestic lifestyle. . Marriage is no easy task, but it is much easier when you have a woman whose purpose of living is to take care of her man. . It is well worth it!!

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I don't know for sure what I got in my wife, but I definitely got lucky! She does everything and then some.. and I do honestly try to help out, and I help out every so often, but she acts so much faster than I do, and she accepts me for who I am.

Now if that ain't perfect, I don't want to know what perfect is!

Agreed. . .i am in the same boat! :) Yes, they do act fast. .like ninjas. .

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