You are viewing a single comment's thread from:RE: Update on life as a dad!View the full contextimprov (67)in #family • 7 years ago ORC BABY!
I talk to her like the orcs talk in the Warhammer Dawn of War games.
She loves orcs
She's more of a dark elf. Genetically pale from centuries underground, the hatred of the light races slowly festering.
true true. I still think she might burst into scarabs to devour me.
Dark elves worship Lloth.
And Lloth is buried in the yard.
That is where she'll put the alter
The only altars I'm building are Odin, Freya, or Thor.
for now at least.
She will have her own Gods. Both bright and terrible.
They're cuddly!