My mom was being eaten by something whenever she would lay on the den sofa. I took scotch tape and caught one of the buggers.
We removed the sofa and I sprinkled DE all over the carpet.
The like an idiot I vacuumed it up. Ruining the vacuum cleaner and coating the entire house in a fine layer of DE dust.
It did kill the bugs tho...................
Maybe you need a house centipede

They eat all kinds of creepy bugs