True Lies

_{Welcome to today's episode of fake news!}

That was how I woke this fateful morning, a very lovely day. It was my 50th birthday on the 29th February, 1985- A very wonderful year, the year I enjoyed most in my life. I went to the kitchen to brush my teeth and proceeded to the bathroom to have my bath. Now, the next thing on my agenda was my specially prepared breakfast and I had it. It was pepperoni pizza and just as I anticipated, it was sumptuous and lovely. Thanks to my wife and girlfriend for joining hands together in harmony to prepare it.

Fully prepared to go for my appointment on that very day with Emzo Ferrarri, CEO Ferrari supercars, I went out my door and was chased in by the huge chunk of snow that fall on me in my house located in Lagos, Nigeria. Well, you know snow is very common in Nigeria and so I thought there was no need to raise an alarm because the snow might have been brought by a friendly wind.

Well, I love to put the past behind if not I would have passed through the same door after I had a change of wears. Finally, I was on my way to see Emzo Ferrari, a very good friend that happened to be the dullest person in our school days. It took me 3 hours to drive to his location but I found it painful when I heard I could get there in 20 minutes if I trekked. So after I met with him, he decided he was going to give me a 2015 model Ferrari, I was surprised but I took the car so it wouldn't look like I was being rude. It's not like I needed the car but I wanted to keep the relationship so I took it.

Finally, I was going back home happily with my ride and the 2015 Ferrari I was forced to accept. I don't even know how I drove them but I know I did. The biggest surprise of the day was that when I got back to my place, I couldn't find my home anymore, I only recognized the place because of the snow thrown at me in the morning and my empty garage that had a Lamborghini Viper 2030 model. I called my neighbour and he confirmed that some thieves had stolen the house but I wasn't bothered after all. I could get a new one in seconds. That's how rich I was.

I nominate @burlarj and @voski for this challenge!

Rules:

1. Tell us a fake story (Don't forget to add humour to it)
2. Nominate 2 people for the challenge
3. Use the #fakestorychallenge tag

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