VenomnymouS Takes CBC’s (Canadian Brainwashing Corporation) ‘Fake News’ Quiz

in #fakenews5 years ago (edited)

I’ve had this ridiculous quiz in my tabs for nearly a year. I think it’s time we take the quiz, don’t you? alright let’s do the damn thing!

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"You don't want to miss this! Using this article twice a day will completely change your life!"

These headlines might be a bit obvious as being fake, and if you've been online at any time, you've probably seen on just like them. So what exactly is this "fake news" you keep hearing about on TV, the web and in social media? And how do you know if what you see is fact or fake? It's important for everyone, especially kids, to learn how to tell what's real online.

There's so much fake news online, but there are some media literacy skills you can use to learn to view what you read with a critical eye. Think about these questions when you look at a piece of media:

Who made this? Is it a website you know and trust? Is this the only place you'll find this story? If no one else knows about it, then it might be fake. Who might benefit or be harmed by this message? Is it a comedy or satire website? Some websites look like a regular news site, but the stories are all made to get a laugh. You need to check and make sure — they usually say it right up front. Is this credible and what makes you think that? If it's a story about a miracle cure for a major disease, be skeptical. How does it make you feel? Fake stories try to get strong reaction so if the story you're reading makes you really angry, it could be fake. Now we have a little quiz for you. Can you tell which headline is the real one? Good luck!”

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Oh, definitely the ghost story. Jews love bagels, that’s a fact! So if that ghost is Jewish, Ipso-facto ghost stole the bagel.

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What? No way!


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Oh yeah, I agree. You shouldn’t believe everything you see on tv.

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Oh what? John A Macdonald didn’t? Get outta bagelville! Fake news!

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Well they have found many artifacts that resemble modern technology in ancient ruins. Many believe we repeating history and all this tech isn’t new stuff. Which would explain how, in a span of like 100 years. We went from horse and buggy to AI, nanoparticles, should I super-colliders etc etc.

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You tricked me again! Ah raspberries!


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Yup, the cookies!

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Oh really? But wait, didn’t the msm push the fake story about chocolate speeding up weight loss? It’s was supported by research from a guy who trolled your asses. Should I not trust the msm new stories? I’m so confused now. Fake news!

Watch the story about the chocolate weight loss in the video below.

The Crisis of Science


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Oh, yeah definitely. Moms are naggy and annoying, and could drive just about anything away.

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Oh sweet! Real news, because the media told me so.


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Canadian capital Calgary (CCC=333) Dog moms are taking over.

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Oh what? Canadian capital? Oh sheeit! I got faked newsed!

But seriously, dog moms.

“Dog Moms Are REAL Moms? Look At What THEY are Doing to Women!“


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Yup yup definitely! The water fall, damn humans!

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What!? But muh msm news tells me the climate change is real. They said it was the end of outdoor ice hockey and snowless winter years ago. Tell me everyday that something is or isn’t happening or about to happening because of climate change. They tell me the planet is heating up, even though it appears like it’s actually getting colder and wetter. I know better than to question the msm narrative. Yet, here my corporate/state run media is telling me to do my research? Whaaaa?


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Damn! I guess I’m just not the story sleuth (ss) I thought I was.. I failed the quiz. 😕 ahhh man!

😂 alright, I done with this shit. Obviously, I was playing dumb. However, I hope you can see the irony in their responses to the ‘wrong answer’. Look how dumb they treat us with their patronizing quizzes.

Alright I’m done here.

Reporting from the BRAVE NEW WORLD, I am...

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Hahaha, That's a real treat! I hope on the "penguins vs polar bears" thing they actually explained to people that these two would never meet in the wild!!! It's such an annoyance! (I pointed this out to someone for the first time when I was 10!)
Crazy quiz though - at least you failed, lol.

Hahaha yeah. Walruses on the other hand. They like to get freaky with penguins.

Oh, this quiz is awful! It was definitely more fun to fail it ;)

You failed to get them all wrong though!

My sons, in their early homeschooling days, loved this game called Learning Ladder. They would sometimes love hearing the "bad" sounds so much that they would deliberately hit all the wrong answers first! (The truth in 100% wrong is almost the same as 100% right...)

But yeah, with the penguins/polar bears thing, I was a bit stunned when I returned to the US to find everyone doing penguins/polar bear decorations for Christmas! Those are right up there with Peanuts and Star Wars Christmas decorations. Wear a Santa hat, Yoda would not!

Well. I couldn’t have a perfect score. Even if I was intentionally getting them wrong.

lol, the world is horribly Ignorant. The people behind the curtain know this and take advantage of it.

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