How to - Not get an Up-vote on Steemit - examples inside

in #failblog7 years ago
So, since HF19 there's been discussions on reduced views on posts, and also talk of less up-votes on comments. Now, there is not a lot that can be done if your blog is badly titled, doesn't have a single image, and isn't tagged (well there is, just it's been covered a thousand times so what's the excuse?!), but with regards to getting that elusive .5, 1, 5, 10, or even 76 dollar (damn!) up-vote, there are some techniques, or words, that can be said, and of course some that just aren't going to cut it.

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Here are a few examples I've found that have managed to miss that killer up-vote all us minnows like to feed off. Names have been hidden for privacy and basically to avoid embarrassment.

The Beggars

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"Because you typed 3 of the letters in 'please'? No"

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"LOL, nop"

The Impolite

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"Because you don't write anything nice? And you're rude, and there are many nice people here, want me to continue?"

The Short n' Sweets

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"Thanks"

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"Thanks a lot, getting warmer..."

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"Thanks! warmerrr..."

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"Thank you! Sorry, it's just people are asking questions about my post and i'd rather just...."

The Traders

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"Like the Genesis track?"

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"So you liked my post? Yours is a bit crap though sorry."

Annnnd, the Creepy

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"Not any more i don't, No!"

It's a tough world out there and you won't last long unless you buck your game up!

Of course, there's always an exception to put a spanner in the works...

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Always a chance with the sympathy vote i suppose!

As I mentioned earlier, there's plenty of sound advice already on what does work, in addition to luck, and ability to type quickly and accurately may catch some rewards. Humor helps too! My personal advice would be, read the frickin' blog! If something comes to mind, comment! If it doesn't, find new inspiration elsewhere!
Thanks for reading my first blog with my new laptop, yessss! Sadly not bought with Steem, just a necessity as blogging on the iPhone has destroyed my thumbs and this post may have taken 2 weeks.
Peace and love all
Asher, the English guy living in Spain.

Comment / Up-vote / Re-steem if ya like it / Enjoy your day!

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I likeeee. Upvoteee me! Hahaha. Just kidding. I loved the examples of the vote begging and comments that you have quoted. I also loved your comments on each example - especially the comment "Because you typed 3 letters in please,..." As I have mentioned in my own blog about Personality traits of a Steemian, I really do not like the modern day text message abbreviations such as 'Gr8 for great'.

I am mostly into wildlife and travel photography blogs. I would be honored if you check my latest blogs when you have time. Your comments will be very valuable to enrich my experience. Thanks. (This is not a vote beg - LOL. Just in case you are getting ideas for your blog part 2!!)

😁 That was a nice comment, I don't get many as you can see, thank you!

I will indeed make my way over to your blogs soon, I need to get away from the screens before I'm in trouble!

yeah strange @abh12345, this post got 12 views, 42 votes and 2 (mine included) comments. This means that at least 30 people already liked your Title, not even bothering about the rest you wanted to share with them. You SEE People: A good title is really paying off!! hahaha 😎

Naa dude, I'm in on the @minnowsupport project. Check it out it's worth a look for the new guys

Hey don't get me wrong here. The post is good and happy for you getting the votes. But still find it kinda strange that a post gets 42 votes, while only 12 people really opened it to find what more you've written.

The @minnowsupport project has a bot that up-votes. I up-vote other peoples work while i'm asleep using this bot!

C'mon the kitty was cute 😁 I would definitely upvote that! lol

Very cute yes, that's why it made the exception!

Hey again :)

I was wondering if you could do me a huge favour?

For a chance to go to Steemfest 2, I need support in this blog https://steemit.com/steemfestminnow/@aggroed/steemfest-minnow-people-s-choice-chance

You just need to add my username as a comment.

Thank you!

Asher

Wall Street... they have no manners

i relate this much.. lol

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