Jay-Z is a time-travelling vampire

There are vast regions of the internet devoted to explaining why Jay Z is part of the Illuminati. Hence when this photo, which was taken in New York in 1939, appeared a few years ago, he was accused of being a time-traveller. And a vampire. This video lists other old-time celebrity lookalikes/temporal anomalies, as well as suggesting that Hollywood stars don’t age because they’re the immortal bloodsucking undead. Not because they’re stuffed with botox, then?