Lol this made me laugh. Some of these I think are a response to people doing stupid things like taking a lion to the cinema. Others are just baffling:

A person needs a license to walk around nude in his/her property.

So how do you get out of the shower and dry yourself?

Also I would add a few more for England:

It is illegal to say the name Jeffrey on Thursdays.
It is illegal to operate a scarf without fist wearing a hat.
It is illegal to set fire to a cake.
It used to be illegal to have a beard without a moustache.
(It should still be illegal).

Great post:)

(BTW I made those extra laws up but they should be real!)