Europe Unveils "Special Purpose Vehicle" To Bypass SWIFT, Jeopardizing Dollar's Reserve Status

Dear European Idiots,

The underpinnings of the United States Banking system and of SWIFT are based on the trustworthy nature of the American system of government, which the world has been able to successfully rely upon since World War 2.

Oh.

You must have forgotten what happened during World War 2?

You Feckless Cunts.

So, trading with your enemies might seem expedient, potentially even Epihanous.

But what happens when you get into a war with the Chinese, Russians, or Irainians you are trading with?

Sincerely,

A Steemit User