TIPS ON HOW TO REMAIN POOR IN LIFE
If you're wondering why you don't seem to succeed in everything you do..
This post is for you...
Wake up very late. Keep sleeping until you get hungry. The bed is soft and has enough comfort so why wake up? Keep stretching until you doz off again. And don't forget to have a wonderful dream where you're eating.
Never work late at night. Once you're back from work, have a nice dinner and go straight to bed. Have a nice sleep till morning. Don't plan on how tomorrow is gonna be.
Never plan on how you'll spend your earnings. When you get money, buy all the things you've been dreaming to have. After all they're your needs. Spend as much as you can and end up thinking where your money went.
Never engage your self on businesses reserved for the uneducated. How can a graduate like you engage in petty trading, taxi driving, online marketing. No, wait for big companies to employ you.
If you don't have capital, don't start a business. An angel must provide your capital before you start up a business. Wait for your rich uncles to help you. They are your dads brother so you are definitely their responsibility.
Blame your failure on everything and forget about your laziness. Blame the government, blame your uncles for not helping you, blame your dad for not being rich.
When you give a try on an idea and fail, just quit. Don't try again. Why try again and again when you're idea fail at the first trial. Forget about the idea and move on.
Listen to everything people say, when they laugh at your ideas, simply deny your idea and laugh with them. When they say "your idea sucks", laugh and go have fun with them. Never have the thought "they don't see things the way I do". Simply delete the idea from your head and move on with life
Use your phone and laptop for only social medias. Don't think of how to make money with them. Buy the latest gadget even if it cost you your 4 months salary. You've got to belong.
Don't pray for God's help. Where was God when all your miseries happened. Why does he let you suffer. Spend your time wondering if God actually exist. Forget about God cause you think he's of no help.
FIGHT ALL THESE AND YOU WILL STEP OUT OF POVERTY!!
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