Today's Humour

Humour has an intellectual, as well as an emotional element. That is why although we all have a sense of humour, it is more pronounced in some than others. Cultivate, and develop your sense of humour because it is when things are not going well that we need our humour most.

Definitions You won’t See in The Dictionary

Baby-sitter – a teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers. - Unknown

Banking – lending out other people’s money while keeping the interest for yourself. - Unknown

Bartender – person who can put you in touch with the spirit world. - Unknown

Beastly weather – when it is raining cats and dogs. - Unknown

Beauty – the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. - Ambrose Bierce

Beauty Parlour – a place where women curl up and dye. - Unknown

Beg – to ask for something with an earnestness proportioned to the belief that it will not be given. - Ambrose Bierce

Bore – a person who talks when you wish him to listen. - Ambrose Bierce

Boss – a person who is not nearly as dumb as the employees think. - Unknown

Bus driver – person who tells other people where to get off. - Unknown

Cat – a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. - Oliver Herford

Celebrity – a person who is known for his wel-knowness. - Daniel Boorstin

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