Today's Humour
Humour has an intellectual, as well as an emotional element. That is why although we all have a sense of humour, it is more pronounced in some than others. Cultivate, and develop your sense of humour because it is when things are not going well that we need our humour most.
Baby-sitter – a teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers. - Unknown
Banking – lending out other people’s money while keeping the interest for yourself. - Unknown
Bartender – person who can put you in touch with the spirit world. - Unknown
Beastly weather – when it is raining cats and dogs. - Unknown
Beauty – the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. - Ambrose Bierce
Beauty Parlour – a place where women curl up and dye. - Unknown
Beg – to ask for something with an earnestness proportioned to the belief that it will not be given. - Ambrose Bierce
Bore – a person who talks when you wish him to listen. - Ambrose Bierce
Boss – a person who is not nearly as dumb as the employees think. - Unknown
Bus driver – person who tells other people where to get off. - Unknown
Cat – a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. - Oliver Herford
Celebrity – a person who is known for his wel-knowness. - Daniel Boorstin
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Ha! howdy sir Vincent! These are some great quotes, a few almost made me laugh and I suspect a few of the "unknown" ones were written by you! lol.
You give me too much credit. lol
howdy again sir Vincent! I don't think so but you should make up some ridiculous ones and see if anyone says anything! lol.
Sorry, I don't think I should make up something ridiculous! lol
ok you don't have to, just let me do it! lol..no I suppose you're right. I suppose we should act
like adults.